Another Corny Remake. (Updated with more Awesome!)

Get it? Corny. You see, because this story’s about a remake of Children of the Corn! Man, I’m funny. So yeah. That’s pretty much all of the significant news on the subject. They’re remaking Children of the Corn and my feelings are… apathetic. I mean, it’s Children of the Corn, so who cares? The original [...]

I fell asleep during the ‘Death Race’ trailer.

For those that ain’t in the know like yours truly, there’s a remake of Roger Corman’s Death Race 2000 coming out this year from cinematic maestro Paul W.S. Anderson (Alien vs. Predator, Resident Evil) called simply… Death Race.  I guess tacking a “2000″ on the end of something to make it sound cooler is just [...]

Aja’s ‘Mirrors’ gets a teaser trailer…

more about “Aja’s ‘Mirrors’ gets a teaser trailer…“, posted with vodpod …and it gets a reaction from me in the form of “Meh.” It doesn’t even look like an Alexandre Aja movie. Say what you will about Haute Tension or The Hills Have Eyes. Both of those flicks have their flaws, but at least they’ve [...]

I Spit On Your Remake.

According to ShockTillYouDrop, somebody in Hollywood is making a remake of another horror movie. Weird, huh?! This time, it’s Meir Zarchi’s I Spit On Your Grave. Which, okay, isn’t technically a horror flick, it’s a revenge flick, but for some reason the two always get grouped together. What’s up with that anyway? In case you [...]

Inside Halloween 2.

The title to this post is going to seem a lot cleverer here in a minute after you’ve read what I have to say below. You know that unwanted and unwarranted Halloween remake that Rob Zombie made last year that everyone hated? Well, sorry haters, but it made a shit ton of money. And since [...]