‘The Happening’: The Abridged Screeplay

Ever heard of The Editing Room?  No?  Then you’re missing out on lots of laughter.  Which burns calories.  So you can’t complain about being a fatty if you’re not laughing enough.  Or if you order two racks of ribs with a Diet Coke on the side.  Seriously, man, you’re not fooling anyone. For the unaware, [...]

‘The Happening’ is “the best B movie you will ever see.”

I’ve really tried to stay a fan and a defender of M. Night Shyamalan, even after he cast himself as the most important writer in the world.  But now, I kind of hate him.  And it’s not because he’s made a really, really bad movie.  But it’s because he’s egotistical enough to think that he’s [...]

Wha’happened?! (Or: My 2nd attempt to review ‘The Happening’)

The Happening (2008) I’m really going to try to be nice about this (at least, nicer than I was on my first attempt). I’m not sure what happened to the promising young director who brought us The Sixth Sense a few years ago, but surely this atrocity wasn’t really directed by the same guy. I [...]

My review of ‘The Happening.’

Fuck this movie.